Top Ten Ways to Know When You Have Drunk Enough on Purim
- 10.
- You hold a volume of the Babylonian Talmud upside down, thinking “Hey, they finally decoded the human genome!”
- 9.
- You argue with hamentashen...and lose.
- 8.
- You forget to open your eyes and instead grope around for the light switch. You finally find the light switch, flick it off and say "There."
- 7.
- You think that the calve's foot jelly is dessert.
- 6.
- You ask people how many candles they lit last night.
- 5.
- You begin speaking Yiddish with a Sephardic accent.
- 4.
- You dream that you are asleep.
- 3.
- You have a nightmare that you are awake.
- 2.
- You combust spontaneously.
- 1.
- You think that Ohr Somayach's TOP TEN list is funny.