Top 10 Goals of Jewish Outreach Organizations

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Goals of Jewish Outreach Organizations



10.
To have the Pope change to a blue and white knitted kippa

9.
To be mekarev Elizabeth Taylor and employ her to lecture on shalom bayit

8.
To be asked to set up an educational program at the Club Med on the Cayman Islands (all expenses paid)

7.
To have a beginner's service written and produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber

6.
To be mekarev Calvin Klein and have him design exclusive yarmulkas and tallitot for the yeshiva

5.
To be respected by the students of Ponevezh, Mir and Brisk

4.
To be respected by the students of Harvard, Oxford and Cambridge

3.
To be the first organization to run an outreach seminar in Williamsburg (and live to tell the tale)

2.
To be loved by all (especially by philanthropists)

1.
To have all students able to correctly pronounce the Hebrew letter "chet"

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