10.

You never really liked cheeseburgers anyways

9.

All new china/flatware/cookware!

8.

You like waiting for a parking space at the kosher store on Thursdays

7.

50 Americans died from eating bad shellfish in the last decade

6.

You have stock in paper/plastic products

5.

Every spring, you're obligated to throw out that unrecognizable green growth germinating in the back of your refrigerator

4.

Those darn bacon grease stains are impossible to get out!

3.

Leftover pizza can be used as frisbees

2.

Tofu products -- Yum!

1.

Ever read the ingredient label on treif hot dog packages?