Purim

Top Ten Ways to Know When You Have Drunk Enough on Purim

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10.
You hold a volume of the Babylonian Talmud upside down, thinking “Hey, they finally decoded the human genome!”

9.
You argue with hamentashen...and lose.

8.
You forget to open your eyes and instead grope around for the light switch. You finally find the light switch, flick it off and say "There."

7.
You think that the calve's foot jelly is dessert.

6.
You ask people how many candles they lit last night.

5.
You begin speaking Yiddish with a Sephardic accent.

4.
You dream that you are asleep.

3.
You have a nightmare that you are awake.

2.
You combust spontaneously.

1.
You think that Ohr Somayach's TOP TEN list is funny.


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